Lyrics

Popular your going to be popular
I’ll teach you the proper ploys
when you talk to boys
little ways to flirt and flounce,
I’ll show you what shoes to wear
how to fix your hair
everything that really counts to be popular I’ll help you be popular
your hang with the right cohorts
you'll be good at sports
know the slang you've got to know,
so let’s start
cause you’ve got an awf'lly long way to go.

Don’t be offended by my frank analysis think of it as personality dialysis
now that I’ve chosen to be come a pal,
a sister and adviser there’s nobody wiser when it comes to popular.
I know about popular
And with an assist from me
To be who you'll be
Instead of dreary who you were
Well, are
There's nothing that can stop you
From becoming popu-ler... lar

La la, la la!
We're gonna make you pop-u-lar!

When I see depressing creatures
With unprepossessing features
I remind them on their own behalf
To think of
Celebrated heads of state
Or specially great communicators!
Did they have brains or knowledge?
Don't make me laugh!

They were popular!
Please!
It's all about popular
It's not about aptitude
It's the way you're viewed
So it's very shrewd to be
Very very popular
Like me!